Never mind books, I’m giving away pork scratchings

Do you recall how happy I was when  my village shop sourced me a dozen packets of pork scratchings?

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I cracked my tooth on some pork scratchings. Instant karma, said my veggie son.

Dentist: What broke your tooth? Me: A pork scratching. Dentist: and you want sympathy?

Packet of pork scratchings: 36 pence. Dentist's bill: £40. There's no such thing as a cheap snack.

So – I have five packets left. If you leave your name and address in my comments box I will post you one. First come first served, don’t get killed in the crush.