From Plotting for Grown-ups, written last year…
I asked Richard again what the woman looks like. “What colour hair does she have?”
“Medium.”
“Is she fat or thin?”
“Medium.”
"Does she have a weird nose?"
"Maybe."
Absolutely hopeless. It’s a good job the woman isn’t a criminal with Richard expected to give an eyewitness account to the police.
From real life at Hepworth Towers last week…
Sue: What does he look like?
Dave: I have no idea.
Sue: You spent four hours with him! What does he look like?
Dave: Really – I haven’t a clue.
Sue: What colour is his hair – is he dark or blond? Is he tall or small? Does he have a fat face? A flat face? You must remember something.
Dave: He has a blue anorak.
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