It’s all very well living off the fat of the land and massaged kale in Boulder, but not if it means that the wedding outfit you bought last November no longer fits you for the wedding you are going to this Saturday. Oh dear.
Fortunately, there is something else in the wardrobe that will just about do, as long as it’s sunny and warm. If not, I’m in for a chill.
Also fortunately, the planned outfit was second-hand and can go back to be sold at the clothing exchange where I bought it.
I am going away till next Friday – a family wedding first, and then a jaunt, so if I don’t blog while I’m away, you’ll know it’s because of the inadequacies of mobile Blogger. That or too much champagne. (I live in hopes.)
I am feeling more chipper today, dear friends, so….as the fat woman used to say at the end of The Morecambe and Wise Show - “Goodnight, and I love you all!”