Here's an example of possible copy...
This week Dave was enthusing about the white mesh re-usable produce bags that Sainsbury's are selling. They are made entirely from recycled plastic bottles. You bring your apples or your potatoes home in them, and reject a polythene bag, but according to Dave they would be just as valuable as an addition to the tools in his shed. He sees them as masks.
They will cover your glasses and your hair and stop dust particles lodging in them. If you're routing or using the circular saw, they will stop chips flying into your face and hair.
When you're cleaning the gutters and you're working on the roof, scraping moss off it, or clearing the gutters, you'd get perfect vision in one of these, and no bits falling on your face or in your eyes. Plus they're cool.
THE BAG IS MADE OF MESH AND IS POROUS |
If Sally Howe - of Plotting for Beginners and Plotting for Grownups fame - is going to feature in the new book, it's likely her Screwfix-catalogue-loving brother Richard will also be in it, and can't you just hear him waxing lyrical about one of these babies?
'They're not going to biodegrade and get tatty,' he said. 'At 30 pence each, they're a steal!'
2 comments:
Oh the utter joy of that photo!! Sooooo funny, really welcome on a somewhat a blue day. Thank you very much Dave!
I'll pass on your comps, Marmee.
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